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In Soviet Russia...

Posted: Thu Feb 12, 2026 3:15 am
by Darklor
The obligatory Soviet Russia joke thread. they don't have to be good, they don't even have to make a lot of sense.

RULES: no double posts, don't make your joke about modern American politics.

GUIDELINE: simply post your joke

Re: In Soviet Russia...

Posted: Thu Feb 12, 2026 3:15 am
by Darklor
the classic:

In Soviet Russia, car drives you!

Re: In Soviet Russia...

Posted: Thu Feb 12, 2026 3:19 am
by Mirau
I'm sorry did Dark just double post after saying not to?

UHH, in Soviet Russia, cigarette smoke yoooouuuu 8-)

Re: In Soviet Russia...

Posted: Fri Feb 13, 2026 3:05 am
by An Wizerd

In Soviet Russia, doubles post you!


Re: In Soviet Russia...

Posted: Fri Feb 13, 2026 3:26 am
by Darklor

In Soviet Russia, economy crash you!