West Coast Fun

Welcome to the WCF version of the old Corrupt-a-Wish game from the old Iron Core Productions forums of yesteryear.

The game is simple, the person before you will make a wish such as "i wish I had a new tractor"

Then you grant the wish, but corrupt it in your own way! such as "wish granted, you get a new tractor, but you can ONLY drive tractors for the rest of your life, no other vehicles."

I wish I could go on a fishing trip in Alaska.

Darklor wrote: Thu Feb 12, 2026 3:06 am I wish I could go on a fishing trip in Alaska.

Fallout universe Alaska, during the Battle of Anchorage. You are not well equipped.

I wish I had a cool boat!

You get a cool boat, but the hull is made of cesium and will violently explode the moment it touches the water.

I wish i had an infinite supply of gasoline.

Darklor wrote: Fri Feb 13, 2026 3:28 am

I wish i had an infinite supply of gasoline.

You have no control over it - it's constantly spewing out from a nearby source and you live in constant fear of drowning or asphyxiation from the fumes.

Me, however, I wish 3D printing didn't take so long to get a stable print.

Mirau wrote: Fri Feb 13, 2026 1:29 pm

Me, however, I wish 3D printing didn't take so long to get a stable print.

Your 3d prints get set up in seconds with ease, however, the only thing that prints are penises.

I wish I own land.

Darklor wrote: Fri Feb 13, 2026 9:58 pm

I wish I own land.

America has decided to liberate you from all the oil in your land.

I wish my parents got along.
Yeah we going in this direction now.

Mirau wrote: Fri Feb 13, 2026 10:06 pm

I wish my parents got along.

Your parents get along, but they are now pigs and live in an anime village marketplace bath house thing. And you become a slave to a giant old lady.

Darklor wrote: Sat Feb 14, 2026 8:25 am

Your parents get along, but they are now pigs and live in an anime village marketplace bath house thing. And you become a slave to a giant old lady.

I wish my parents weren't pigs that live in an anime village marketplace bath house thing, and that I didn't ever become a slave to a giant old lady.

Mirau wrote: Sun Feb 15, 2026 3:01 pm

I wish my parents weren't pigs that live in an anime village marketplace bath house thing, and that I didn't ever become a slave to a giant old lady.

Wish granted, but all life as you know it ceases to exist, and every particle in your body explodes at the speed of light.